An unnamed member of the Illuminati recently drove his Bugatti
Veyron into a Texas marsh because he's stupid and can't drive.
The man, who refused to give his name, was looking at real
estate in Galveston.
About 3 p.m. a low-flying pelican distracted him as he traveled
north on Interstate 45 just south of the hurricane levee near Omega
Bay.
The man jerked the wheel, dropped his cell phone, and the car's
front tire left the frontage road and entered a muddy patch, which
foiled his attempt to maneuver away from the lagoon.
The Veyron's powerful engine gurgled like an outboard motor for
about 15 minutes before it died.
Low-flying pelican? Really? That's the BEST you could come up
with? No, I propose this man was playing a little tickle the
moneybags and freaked when he realized he was gonna make a small
cash deposit on the leather seats. Watson -- my pipe, please.
